June 2009
2 posts
btw you guizzee~
This is me, Julie.
Just so you know.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS
Stranger: wat
You: THROW EM OVER HERE
Stranger: r u poopin
You: OUCH
You: MOTHERFUCKER
You: YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK
Stranger: UR WEIRD
Stranger: DONT CURSE
You: YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD
You: I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!
Stranger: UR A WEIRDO
Stranger: KEEP THI UP AND GOD IS GOIN TO MAKE U GO TO HELL
You: THERE IS NO GOD
Stranger: pls repent 4 sayin vulgar words
Stranger: yes there are
You: EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER BEEN TAUGHT IS A LIE
Stranger: my mom said so
You: YOU WERE ADOPTED
Stranger: no my mom dont lie
You: SHE LIED ABOUT YOUR BIRTH
Stranger: im going to curse at u ur makin me angry
You: O00O0O
You: DO IT!
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!
Stranger: pls be queist
You: L2SPELL STRANGER
Stranger: ur a rapict
You: I'M A WHAT!?
Stranger: rapct
Stranger: rapist
You: A WHAT!/
Stranger: loser
You: A RAPIST?
You: WHAT'S THAT STRANGER
Stranger: im not stranger my mnamr is melody loser
You: MY NAME IS SHAANT
Stranger: thats a u gly naem
You: http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/breakaname15/CIWWAF/shaant2.jpg
You: THATS ME
You: THATS MY FACE
You: DO U THINK IM CUTE
Stranger: ew
You: DO U
You: DO U
You: DO U
Stranger: ur makin me angry
You: HOW ANGRY, STRANGER
Stranger: u BTICH
You: HOW ANGRY ARE YOU GETTING?
Stranger: srry
You: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT
You: YEAH
You: YOU SHOULD BE SORRY, STRANGER
Stranger: yes i did
You: NO YOU DIDN'T
Stranger: MY NAME NOT STRANGER ITS MELODT
Stranger: MELODY
You: OK MELODT
You: MELODT
You: MELODT
You: MELODT
Stranger: UR GOING TO BURN IN HELL
You: THERE IS NO HELL
Stranger: ITS MELODY
Stranger: YES THEY R
You: IF ANYTHING, YOUUUUU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
Stranger: HELL ISN THE EARTH
Stranger: NO IM NOT
You: YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HELL IS
Stranger: I ACCEPT GOD AS MY SAVOIR
You: img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
You: THAT'S HELL
You: THAT IS HELL, STRANGER.
You: THAT IS HELL.
Stranger: wat
Stranger: wat is 4chna
You: GO TO IT
You: YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.
Stranger: y
You: BECAUSE
Stranger: do u been at the website]
You: YES
You: MY FACE IS POSTED THERE SOMETIMES
Stranger: y
Stranger: my got
You: BECAUSE I'M A CERTIFIED RAPIST
Stranger: EW
Stranger: rapicgt
Stranger: rap8ict
Stranger: rapist
Stranger: rapist
You: I'VE BEEN ARRESTED 3 TIMES FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT
Stranger: im goin 2 tell my dad to fite u
You: I AM YOUR DAD
Stranger: my heart is 2 brek but cummun from u its bra;ly a scracth
Stranger: barely
You: YOU'RE HEART IS GONNA BREAK FROM CUMMING?!
Stranger: loser
You: YOU DIRTY WHORE
Stranger: STOP FREAKIN CUSSIN GOSH
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
You: SHIT FUCK NIGGER BITCH COCK
Stranger: racist ugly loser
You: NIGGER
Stranger: y r u racist loser
You: WHY ARE YOU ADOPTED
Stranger: wat if i said i dont liek ur race
Stranger: evry 1 is equal
Stranger: loser
You: I'D SAY FUCK YOU, LEARN TO SPELL
Stranger: im going to go this website called gaiaonline so they can bet u up loser
You: LOL
You: GAIA?!?
You: YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB
Stranger: yno.......................................................
You: WAT
Stranger: how am i dumnb
You: BECAUSE YOU JUST MISSPELLED THE WORD "DUMB"
You: LOLOLOL
Stranger: no
You: YES
You: YOU SAID "DUMNB"
You: IT'S D-U-M-B
Stranger: EW WTF U FAG I WENT TO THAT WEBSITE THATZ FUCKIN TRIFLIN U DUM
Stranger: burn in he;;
You: STOP SWEARING
You: YOU'LL GO TO HELL
Stranger: hell
Stranger: shut up
You: NO U
You: YOU SHUT UP NIGGER
Stranger: IMK NOT BLACK SO STOP BEIN RACIST
You: STOP BEING FUCKING DUMB
Stranger: ATOP BEING RACIST
You: ATOP?
You: LEARN TO SPELL
Stranger: umust think ur real cool arguing with a kid im only 13 shut up
You: YOU KNOW
You: THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Stranger: ok im srry gosh
You: YEAH STRANGER
You: YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING SORRY
You: NOW GET TO THE KITCHEN
Stranger: pls stop
You: KITCHEN
You: NAO
Stranger: no
Stranger: ...
Stranger: r u from gaiaonline i am
You: NO
Stranger: y
You: BECAUSE GAIA IS FUCKING DUMB
Stranger: no is not
You: 4CHAN IS BETTER THAN GAIA
Stranger: i found this from the genral dicussion
You: YEAH
You: I FOUND THIS IN MY ASSHOLE
Stranger: eww
You: YEAH YOU LIKE IT
Stranger: ur mean
You: WELL YOU CAN'T SPELL
Stranger: yes i could
You: YEAH?
Stranger: i just dnt want too
You: LOL WHAT A LAME EXCUSE
Stranger: See, I can spell so shut up loser
Stranger: loser
Stranger: loser
You: CUNT
You: BITCH
Stranger: no
You: EAT MY BALL HAIR
Stranger: hey w8
You: WAT.
Stranger: can i ask u /
You: WAT.
Stranger: wat does orgasim mea
Stranger: n
You: YOU MEAN ORGASM?
Stranger: np
Stranger: yw
You: IT'S A TYPE OF DANCE
Stranger: oh
You: THAT HISPANIC PEOPLE DO
You: IT'S A SEDUCTIVE DANCE
Stranger: do other ppl have dances to
You: YES OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DANCES ARE YOU STUPID
Stranger: no thsnk you
Stranger: wtf
You: YEAH
You: "FAP" IS AN AFRICAN DANCE
Stranger: fap
Stranger: wats white ppl and asain dance
You: CUM IS A WHITE PEOPLE DANCE
You: AND RICEDUMPSTER IS AN AZN DANCE
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u me asuan
Stranger: asain
You: YEAHYEAH
You: SAME DIFFERENCE
You: THEY CAN'T SEE IT ANYWAY
Stranger: y
You: BECAUSE
You: THEIR EYES ARE SO SCRUNCHED
Stranger: lol
You: THEY CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
Stranger: srry btu that was funny
You: YOU RACIST MOTHER FUCKER
Stranger: im not racist loser
You: LOSER
You: LET'S FAP TOGETHER
Stranger: how eo u
You: WHAT
Stranger: how do u do the fap
You: WELL
You: IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED
Stranger: y
You: BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF STEPS TO IT
Stranger: can u explain pls i wanna be cultura;l
Stranger: imgoin to ask my black white and rican friends about teir dance too
You: YEAH
You: YOU DO THAT
You: THEY'LL PROBABLY TEACH YOU BETTER
Stranger: ok
You: MAKE SURE YOU ASK A GUY THO
Stranger: oh ok
You: THE GUYS ARE USUALLY BETTER AT FAPPING THAN THE LADIES
Stranger: oh ty 4 the tip
You: YUP YUP
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: BUT
You: WANT ME TO EXPLAIN THE FAP TO YOU
Stranger: yes
You: OK WELL
You: YOU HAVE TO SQUAT DOWN
Stranger: k
You: AND HOLD YOUR KNEES OUT TO THE SIDE
You: YOU MOVE YOUR HIPS FRONT AND BACK IN A THRUSTING MOTION
Stranger: ok
You: WHILE CLAPPING YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
Stranger: ok brb im goin to try ut
You: K
Stranger: u loser i almost fell
You: IT TAKES PRACTICE
Stranger: oh srry
Stranger: r u really a rapict
You: YEAH
You: CERTIFIED
Stranger: y
You: BECAUSE I LIKE TO TOUCH LITTLE 13 YEAR OLDS
Stranger: eww um i gtg
You: NO YOU DONT
You: STAY WITH ME BABY
You: I NEED TO FAP TO YOU
Stranger: bye i gtg and mno i dont want to dance ok
You: NO LETS FAP TOGETHER
You: COME ON
Stranger: no
You: WHY NOT
You: CAN YOU SEND PICS OF YOU FAPPING
Stranger: no...
You: WHY NOT
Stranger: do u no bloodninja
You: FAPPING IS REALLY SECRETIVE AND I NEED PICTURES OF ALL PEOPLE DOING IT
You: NO I DON'T GO ON GAIA
Stranger: no
Stranger: hes a person u messes wit pedos like u
You: YEAH?
You: IS HE GONNA TRACK ME DOWN?
Stranger: no
You: TELL HIM MY NAME IS SHAANT HACIKYAN
You: AND I'M REAL POPULAR
You: I SING IN A BAND CALLED CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR
You: IDK IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF US
Stranger: go to google and search bloodninja
Stranger: no
You: I COULD TAKE THAT NIGGER DOWN IN A SECOND
Stranger: no
You: NO?
You: TELL HIM WHO I AM
Stranger: Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
You: SOUNDS GOOD
Stranger: lol
You: LET'S FUCK
Stranger: EW
You: NOOOO
You: I NEED TO BE INSIDE OF YOU
Stranger: have u heard of the sayin i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: YES
You: THAT'S A MAD OLD MEME
Stranger: he made it
You: I BELIEVE YOU
Stranger: thats not a meme
You: YES IT IS
Stranger: i dk wat that is
Stranger: its quote
You: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MEME IS?
Stranger: no
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
You: TL;DR
Stranger: ok
You: IT'S JUST LIKE
You: AN INTERNET THING
Stranger: wat
You: THAT PEOPLE USE ALL THE TIME
Stranger: oh
You: SOME NIGGERS JUST DROVE DOWN MY STREET WITH LOUD MUSIC
You: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD SHOOT THEM
Stranger: no
You: WHY NOT
You: I HATE NIGGERS
Stranger: why
You: CAUSE ALL THEY DO IS SHOW THEIR ASSES AND CONTINUE TO PRODUCE SHITTY MUSIC
You: AND IM SICK OF SEEING THEM
Stranger: not all black ppl r like that
You: MOST OF THEM ARE
Stranger: not really
Stranger: and their music isnt bad
You: ARE YOU KIDDING
Stranger: tupac made good music
You: HAVE YOU HEARD SOULJA BOY
Stranger: i hate him
You: HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT
You: I HOPE HE GETS IN A DRIVE BY
Stranger: wlol
You: DONT WLOL ME
Stranger: wlol
You: DONT WLOL ME
Stranger: wlol
You: DONT WLOL ME
Stranger: wlol
You: STOP IT YOU NIGGER
Stranger: wat
Stranger: loser
You: SOUNDING AND DOCKING
Stranger: wat
Stranger: is that
Stranger: wo
Stranger: w0p
You: FAP
Stranger: no........................................................................................
You: FAP FAP FAP FAP
Stranger: no
You: LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET
Stranger: y i already no wat it is wat
Stranger: what
You: JUST LOOK IT UP
Stranger: y
You: CAUSE YOU DON'T GET THE FULL UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO DO IT IF I JUST EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: on foogle?
You: FOOGLE?
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
Stranger: googlre
Stranger: typo srry
You: GOOGLRE?
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: u no wat i mean
You: DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP
You: YOU SHUT UP
Stranger: no
You: NIGGER
Stranger: u shut up
You: NO U
Stranger: STIP BE RACIST
You: STOP USING BAD GRAMMAR
Stranger: i
Stranger: wi
You: WHAT
Stranger: what
You: WILL YOU TOUCH MY PENIS
Stranger: NO
You: WHY NOT ITS REALLY SOFT
Stranger: NASTER RPAISR
You: WHAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: RAPIST
Stranger: MARTY
You: MARTYYYY
Stranger: martyu
You: WE DONT HAVE A SON
Stranger: i dont have kids dumb
You: YOU WILL AFTER I IMPREGNATE YOU
Stranger: how do u got to do that u cant im dont got the period liser
You: I'M GOING TO JIZZ ON YOUR FACE
Stranger: NO"
You: I'M GONNA JIZZ IN YOUR EAR HOLE
Stranger: im putting my dad on here
You: AND IN YOUR EYE SOCKET
You: I'LL JIZZ IN HIS EYE SOCKETS TOO
Stranger: hes going to get mad at ut ok here he go
You: OKAY
Stranger: y r u saying this stuff to melody sir
You: LOL THIS ISN'T YOUR DAD
You: THIS IS YOU
You: UNLESS YOUR DAD IS AN ILLITERATE FUCK JUST LIKE YOU
Stranger: yes it is her dad
Stranger: be quiet sir
You: SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Stranger: im going to get the police on u
Stranger: stop saying that stuff
You: STOP SAYING WHAT STUFF, SIR
Stranger: the nasty stuff
You: I DO BELIEVE ALL I TOLD YOUR DAUGHTER WAS THAT I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE HER AND JIZZ ON HER FACE
You: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
You: SHE LIKED IT
Stranger: thats pedofilia
Stranger: no she didnt
You: WELL
You: MY NAME IS SHAANT HACIKYAN
You: I SING IN A BAND CALLED CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR
You: SO IF YOU WANNA REPORT ME YOU CAN
Stranger: thats not cute ur goal is crushed
You: BUT I'M ALWAYS TRAVELING THE COUNTRY SO IT MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD FOR YOU TO FIND ME.
Stranger: i will im butting melody on ok
You: YOU'RE BUTTFUCKING HER?
You: YOU SICK FUCK
You: THATS MY JOB
Stranger: ok imback
You: HEY WHORE
You: WHERE WERE WE?
Stranger: wat shut up
You: WAT WAT WAT
You: SHUT UP
Stranger: wath
Stranger: u shut upp
Stranger: shut u;ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
You: I'M GOING TO JIZZ IN YOUR NOSTRILS
Stranger: ew
You: IT CLEARS YOUR SINUSES
Stranger: no ur not im going to put my brother on if u dnt stop
You: YOU HAVE A BROTHER TOO?
Stranger: jhe knos obama
You: I'LL JIZZ IN HIS NOSTRILS TOO
You: I KNOW OBAMA TOO
Stranger: no u wont
You: I FUCKED HIM
Stranger: lier
Stranger: obam is mta6
You: I JIZZED IN OBAMAS NOSTRILS
You: OBAMA IS A NIGGER
Stranger: not gay]
Stranger: shut up being so racist
Stranger: wat if i call u a cracker or chink or wat ever the heck u e
You: I WOULD KILL YOUR NIGGER ASS
You: I WOULD SHANK YOU IN THE VAGINA
You: CUNT PUNT
Stranger: im not black loser
You: ALL THE WAY TO AFRICA WHERE YOU BELONG
Stranger: so stop
You: NOT YET
You: NIGGER
Stranger: im native american get off my land loser
Stranger: ha.f tho
You: YOU SHOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW YOU INDIAN FUCK
Stranger: but that still countd
You: WHY AREN'T YOU AT SEVEN 11
Stranger: Y R U RACIST
Stranger: y r u such an angry child
You: GET IN THE KITCHEN WOMAN
Stranger: did ur mom nvevr hug u
You: I FUCKED MY MOM
Stranger: ew
Stranger: incest
You: I JIZZED IN HER EYE SOCKETS
Stranger: EW
You: AND A GOOD TIME WAS HAD
Stranger: u redenck
Stranger: EWW
Stranger: har
Stranger: DUR DUR DERP DUR
Stranger: gghgfhg
You: FAP FAP FAP
Stranger: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Stranger: loser
You: WILL YOU PEE IN MY MOUTH
Stranger: srsl im leevin go away bye]
You: CAN I PEE IN UR EYES
Stranger: wat us ema;
You: MY EMAIL IS FAPFAPFAP@FUCKYOU.NET
Stranger: so i cam ,msn u
Stranger: no my email is butterfly5674angel@yahho.com
Stranger: yahoo
Stranger: .com
You: BUTTERFLY?
You: I JIZZ ON BUTTERFLIES
Stranger: yyes
You: BUTTEFLIES COME OUT OF MY PENIS
Stranger: ew im disconnecting
You: YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A LONG TIME AGO MY DEAR
Stranger: i putting this convo on gaia to show every ur a pedo loser
You: by the way
You: im a girl
You: and this is all a joke
Stranger: LIAR
You: HAHAHAH ok
Stranger: i put this on gaia
You: okay well its not like they can track me down
Stranger: ok
You: it's a tl;dr post anyway
You: they're gonna laugh at you
Stranger: this was fun
You: more fun for me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: me
You: but seriously
You: can i pee in your eyes
Stranger: znooooooooooooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.